I really want to kick whoever said that.

That's so not true. Just think, if all the wonderful nice guys out there decided, "Ok screw this, I'm gonna be a bastard and totally change my nice-guy ways so that I don't finish last." Then there would be all these jerky guys, even MORE than there are now (imagine THAT if you can!) and the world would just totally suck. I can't find a nice guy now, think of if THAT happened. Man.

And you know what? So what if it's true that nice guys always finish last? 'Cause if they do then there will be nice girls like myself always waiting there at the finish line.